Pastor Ordination Quotes

#1. Spain's new Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero announced he will soon call back Spain's 1300 troops from Iraq - meaning the coalition of the willing is fast turning into a duet of the stubborn.

Jon Stewart

#2. But then Denny, who was standing in front of her, did the sweetest thing. He farted at her.

Suzanne Wright

#3. Make it easy for your customers to do talk to you.

Kevin Stirtz

#4. The indigenous population is not responsible ... It is the foreigners that we have to focus on.

Robert Kilroy-Silk

#5. To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

Jerry O'Connell

#6. The Christian is not a Stoic. Neither does he flee into a fantasy world that denies the reality of suffering.

R.C. Sproul

#7. Despite the chronic shortages of almost every good and commodity, there was no shortage of paper, since everyone in the neighborhood was required to write confessions on a periodic basis. Even

Viet Thanh Nguyen

#8. Please stop worrying about how much you can do! STOP judging yourself and others on physical abilities and prowess, stop believing MORE is better, stop the madness!

Bryan Kest

#9. Leaders are not buffeted about by circumstance. They make what is into what might be, transforming challenging situations by means of courage and insight.

Diane Dreher