Passover Seder Quotes

#1. Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.

Jay Leno

#2. The strangest thing. I came to the end of other people so quickly. Each new person was like a glass of water, and at the beginning I was parched, but then each glass tasted a little worse, the water was grittier, and by the end even the first sip was enough to make me gag, you know?

Arthur Phillips

#3. When you see the right thing to do, you'd better do it.

Paul Newman

#4. Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on his shoulders. On the two first nights of Passover, Elijah the Prophet goes about looking for those who have fallen asleep at the Seder, and takes them away in his bag.

Sholom Aleichem

#5. I don't know about young Thor and King Thor getting their own series someday, although it would be nice if I could write three Thor series at the same time.

Jason Aaron

#6. If God never gave me one more thing in my life, then you, right now, would be enough. You are my Dayeinu

S. Khubiar

#7. I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

Doug Stanhope

#8. Forgiveness doesn't diminish justice; it just entrusts it to God. He guarantees the right retribution.

Max Lucado

#9. Everything you've done, everything you've seen, everything you've become, remains. You never can go back, only forward, and if you don't bring the whole of yourself with you, you'll never see the sun again.

Michael Marshall Smith

#10. If you simply walk on the beach as we are doing, you have no special color. But if you travel with a purpose, it is different. When you go somewhere important or you return home from a long journey, you build a shape around you and it reaches out ahead to touch your destination.

Lyall Watson

#11. Jenny held
her breath wondering whether her matzo would pass muster.

Adam Yamey

#12. All knowledge attains its ethical value and its human significance only by the human sense with which it is employed. Only a good man can be a great physician.

Hermann Nothnagel

#13. Life is a journey; let's enjoy it, seeing some exciting things, and having fun along the way.

Ellen J. Barrier

#14. Our failures in charity are chained to a narrowed vision of the world that makes too much of the differences between us, and this is our enslavement.

Rebecca Goldstein

#15. Organize and execute around priorities.

Stephen Covey

#16. I have no particular desire to live. I have no particular desire to be killed. It is a matter of indifference to me. I do not think I am altogether right.

Albert Fish

#17. It's never hard to sing the blues. Everyone in the world has the blues ...

John Lee Hooker

#18. Except for normal human emotions we would be feeling anyway, and twinges of discomfort as we begin to behave differently, recovery from codependency is exciting. It is liberating. It lets us be who we are. It lets other people be who they are.

Melody Beattie

#19. It was a horrible thing to be age-stamped by the boyband of your heart.

Jenn McKinlay

#20. Passover takes place in the home rather than the synagogue and centers around an epic meal - the seder - so you remember Passover as storytelling, you remember it in food, and you remember it in the family.

Simon Schama

#21. I love you"..."But I made you cry.

Jodi Picoult