Party Hat Quotes

#1. The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put sunglasses and a party hat on it and drag it around.

Bill Maher

#2. I like to know what I'm celebrating before I put on a party hat.

Margaret Peterson Haddix

#3. There is a line that I always loved from Lucretius. He said, "The sublime is the art of exchanging easier for more difficult pleasures." The presumption of that formulation is that the more difficult pleasures are actually better than the easier pleasures. That is why one makes the exchange.

Andrew Solomon

#4. It's our decisions, not our conditions, that ultimately shape the quality of our lives.

Derric Yuh Ndim

#5. You own a Tic Tac. Gum is just borrowed. - Esther

Sarah Dessen

#6. The G.O.P. is desperately seeking someone who can save the party from the fate of nominating Mitt Romney. But every time a non-Mitt throws his hat in the ring, the hat explodes.

Gail Collins

#7. All three elements - assessment, challenge, and support - should be part of your plan to increase your ethical competence.

Inc SAGE Publications

#8. love is reliable. infatuation is temporary.

Ann Hood

#9. I am a German nationalist, that means I am openly committed to my Volkstrum. All of my thoughts and actions belong to it. I am a socialist. I see before me no class or rank, but rather a community of people who are connected by blood, united by language, and subject to the same collective fate.

Adolf Hitler

#10. What did you expect? That he'd send you flowers and write you bad poetry? That dead Nemean prowler is pretty much as close to a stuffed animal as you're ever going to get from a Spartan like Logan Quinn.

Jennifer Estep

#11. There is no cure for being who you truly are

Carrie Anne Noble

#12. As the purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men, I see no reason why anyone should be exempt.

Moliere

#13. Her mother set to with the hairbrush again. "But would that be so awful, darling? To be the prettiest thing in Brimscombe-and-Thrupp?"

"I should rather die."

"You nearly did."

"Yes, but I tend to blame the Germans.

Chris Cleave

#14. Perhaps eggs are like neurons, which also are not replenished in adulthood: they know too much. Eggs must plan the party. Sperm need only to show up- wearing top hat and tails, of course.

Natalie Angier

#15. Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

Ellen DeGeneres

#16. Citizens of a modern society need [ ... ] more than that ordinary "common sense" which was defined by Stuart Chase as that which tells you that the world is flat.

S.I. Hayakawa

#17. Popular music is like a big party, and it's a thrill sneaking in rather than being invited. Every once in a while, a guy with his shirt on inside out, wearing lipstick and a pillbox hat gets a chance to speak.

Tom Waits

#18. If you believe in evolution and naturalism then you have a reason not to think your faculties are reliable.

Alvin Plantinga

#19. ... to pause is to win & to rest can actually be part of the victory.

Annie F. Downs

#20. I have nothing to do with Facebook or the Internet - I don't know how to use half of it; I think I'm better off.

Neil Flynn