Parole Officer Quotes

#1. Schoolchildren are asked to write essays on what William Blake thought about the Tiger; despite the fact that William Blake was a nutjob whose opinions, in a civilized society, would be of no interest to anybody apart from his parole officer.

Mark Forsyth

#2. Tough times for Martha Stewart. Yesterday, Martha Stewart reported to her parole officer and had to take a mandatory urine test for cocaine and marijuana. Martha was found to be drug-free and her urine was found to be a lovely yellow saffron.

Conan O'Brien

#3. Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

Phyllis Diller

#4. GRIEF TAUGHT ME TO LIVE NUMB. Death takes more than just the one life. It thieves tiny particles from the ones left behind until you feel only half alive.

Kennedy Ryan

#5. That's why we make enemies of our friends as soon as they start to drift, he thought, cos that way they get stuck with all our flaws, unlike when they're shared. Maybe brief friendships are best. If you pul out in time, the vices are all theirs.

Yuri Herrera

#6. Um, h-h-hi, Sophie stammered, closing the door behind her. Meeting her gaze were crystal eyes like blue shards of glass.

Jennifer Lane

#7. We'll therefore relish with content, Whate'er kind providence has sent, Nor aim beyond our pow'r; For, if our stock be very small, 'Tis prudent to enjoy it all, Nor lose the present hour.

Nathaniel Cotton

#8. I didn't know," he said. "I didn't know you needed me."
Her voice shook. "I always need you

Cassandra Clare

#9. You don't think he's crazy now?"
"Crazy, nah," Nicky said. "Soulless, perhaps.

Nora Sakavic

#10. If blue collar jobs are leaving and white collar jobs are outsourced what color collar jobs are left?

Bob Edwards

#11. Despite, or because of their faith in miraculous cures, a strain of superstitious belief ran through this proud, emotionally distant family of intellectuals.

Meryle Secrest

#12. Have you ever done anything so significantly outrageous, so beautiful and insane, that on days when your life feels dull, these shining moments leap out? Do you have an answer to the question 'Did I live? Did I touch the world?' (Vin)

Edmond Manning

#13. A courageous man prefers death to the surrender of self-respect.

Mahatma Gandhi

#14. The Delorean was an inferior automobile, and nearly impossible for a person of normal size like myself to enter and exit.

Thomas F. Wilson

#15. There is no prejudice so strong as that which arises from a fancied exemption from all prejudice.

William Hazlitt

#16. As an actor, you've got to have faith in the director's vision, that the director has a vision for this that is greater than the critics say.

Cliff Curtis

#17. The feeling of love remains until we forget about the other. Did you know that? Because we can fall in love alone too.

Shiho Inada

#18. Up here on the Ice each of us is singular, isolate, I as cut off from those like me, from my society, and its rules, as he from his.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#19. The Democratic party of Florida has put a temperance plank in its platform and the Republican party of every state would nail that plank in their platform if they thought it would carry the election.

Billy Sunday