Parodies Of Famous Paintings Quotes

#1. The company calls it 'downsizing' or 'rightsizing.' My own informal "Name the Layoff" contest produced some other euphemisms: Retroactive Hiring Freeze, Resume Revision Days, Amway Opportunity Time, and Corporation Lite.

Dale Dauten

#2. A team goes through stages of birth, childhood, puberty, adolescence, maturity, and aging in its development.

Sunday Adelaja

#3. Never think that God's delays are God's denials. True prayer always receives what it asks, or something better.

Tryon Edwards

#4. And I walk out of space
Into an overgrown garden of values,
And tear up seeming stability
And self-comprehension of causes.
And your, infinity, textbook
I read by myself, without people -
Leafless, savage medical book,
A problem book of gigantic radicals.

Osip Mandelstam

#5. I'd appreciate a phone call before you try to break into my office again-Matthew Carter

Natasha Larry

#6. In the end, I want to be an inspiration to somebody.

Mikaela Shiffrin

#7. Minor league umpires are evaluated in their respective leagues each year and rated numerically. This enables umpires to know where they stand and helps them make prudent career decisions.

Jim Evans

#8. I sing the body that is electric! I celebrate the Self yet to be unveiled!

Walt Whitman

#9. The persistence of erroneous beliefs exacerbates the widespread anachronistic failure to recognize the urgent problems that face humanity on this planet.

Murray Gell-Mann

#10. Nothing sounds better than being away from this mess. Nothing sounds better right now than getting higher than the hole I'm in.

Walter Dean Myers

#11. I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front of the washing machine.

Kristie LeVangie

#12. I gave him my own sexy raised eyebrow, because unlike Emilio, I knew how to do that shit correct.

Sarah Ockler

#13. My hand, I said her name.

Jami Attenberg

#14. Bah,' said Emerson. 'It relieved my feelings, but it had not the

Elizabeth Peters