Park Ranger Quotes

#1. I'm a park ranger. He's a Special Forces veteran, a SWAT sniper, and an ex-con. If he can't shoot this guy, he can beat the shit out of him in a hundred dirty ways you and I can't imagine.

Pamela Clare

#2. Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

Dave Barry

#3. Marc to Gabe: What do you know about the lemon stuff? You weren't in desert combat. You were a park ranger. I'm not dissing that. It's an important job. Someone has to keep the chipmunks in line. I've watched Chip and Dale. I know how sneaky those little bastards can be.

Pamela Clare

#4. when it came to their workplace, only God would show mercy.

James Hannaham

#5. Love and compassion are the pillars of world peace.

Dalai Lama

#6. Stay a while and Listen.

Deckard Cain

#7. We take our colors, chameleon-like, from each other.

Nicolas Chamfort

#8. You are not your idea, and if you identify too closely with your ideas, you will take offense when they are challenged.

Edwin Catmull

#9. Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap
cheat sheet.

Janet Evanovich

#10. I call it "the big picture effect." Getting to see earth as a small planet and to see it in that perspective, seeing it in the heavens as a planet as opposed to being down here among it, most of the people, in fact, I guess all of the people who have had that experience, shift their thinking.

Edgar Mitchell

#11. Lonely children often have imaginary playmates but I was never lonely; rather, I was solitary, and wanted no company at all other than books and movies, and my own imagination.

Gore Vidal

#12. So when people go to the park this summer, they are not going to have the same quality of a visit. There is not going to be a ranger out on the trail to tell them about the important cultural and historic areas within the Olympic National Park.

Norm Dicks

#13. Bury the hatchet, but leave the handle sticking out.

Garth Brooks

#14. We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by those given to us by others.

Blaise Pascal

#15. Try, try, and try again. Never stop trying.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#16. Once you learn the joy
of reading a whole world of
discovery opens up and you'll
never look back

Toby Reynolds