Paper Towel Quotes

#1. Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.

Demetri Martin

#2. The owner's wife gave me a container of chicken soup and a quart of rice pudding to take home. She was a broad, solid woman with thick arms and legs. She swiped vigorously at the stain on my coat with a wad of dampened paper towel, and I remembered Pegeen then: There's always someone nice.

Alice McDermott

#3. Who does this teenage version of the Brawny paper-towel guy think he's kidding?

Rick Yancey

#4. His letters always begin without greeting and end without signature, as if they're part of one single letter, unrolling through time like an endless paper towel.

Margaret Atwood

#5. American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.

Dennis Miller

#6. The law requires a paper towel ad to be scrupulously honest, but allows political candidates to lie without reproach. What's wrong with this picture?

Jef I. Richards

#7. list of yours," he said with a smile. "That's private." I was seriously annoyed now. "Absolutely not - no deal," I said, walking away. Max reached out and snatched the paper towel from my hand. When I felt it go, I gasped. "Max!" I screamed and backed

Lillianna Blake

#8. Unfortunately, we often have shallow relationships because we have paper towel friends. We use them up and then throw them away when we don't need them anymore.

Jayce O'Neal

#9. Pre-treating is a really important step for stain removal. It's best to treat stains right away, so blot fresh stains with a paper towel or a white rag.

Clinton Kelly

#10. Her fingers gripped my back. I knew that there would be marks, but I didn't care. She could leave her mark. I wanted her to. No one else would ever touch me again. No one else would ever touch her. I wanted to mark her for myself.

Jenni Moen

#11. I'd rather be happy than right any day - from Martin Little, Resurrected

Ella Medler

#12. When you live in Beijing for a while, you gain a finely tuned understanding of air.

Evan Osnos

#13. My prayers are just an outpouring of gratitude for the assurance of that most completely desired Will of God, which will seem all the more desirable in all that is ahead.

Rose Philippine Duchesne

#14. If I spend all my time being upset about having lost a job, then the next however many auditions I have are going to be useless.

Henry Cavill