Pants Too Tight Quotes

#1. Just watching her made him too tense, his pants too tight. Dear God, was she even wearing a bra?

Allie K. Adams

#2. Putting your hair in a bun is like wearing tight pants on Thanksgiving. Eventually the stuffing's gonna pop right on out.

Rachel Van Dyken

#3. Wen he pulled away e smiled as he said, "I'm on a mission to make you like hockey more than baseball."
"Unless you are wearing tight baseball pants, you aren't keeping my attention.

Toni Aleo

#4. Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.

Carolyn Hart

#5. I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him.

Liv Tyler

#6. Her pants were so tight that if you cut her she wouldn't bleed

Jack Womack

#7. Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.

Robert Conrad

#8. Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

Mark Twain

#9. There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.

Leif Garrett

#10. I'm not interested in any other man's G-string. In fact," she slipped her hands down the back of his pants and squeezed his tight, bare ass. "I prefer my man commando."
He nipped at her bottom lip. "In that case, we can search for a she-wolf as soon as I'm finished with you.

Jennifer Turner

#11. Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Robin Williams

#12. Seth frowns disappointedly. Yeah, but Kayden wears those super tight pants when he plays football, which is pretty much the same as tights.

Jessica Sorensen

#13. He wore pointy-toed leather shoes, designer pants that were way too tight, and a god-awful silk shirt with the top three buttons open. Maybe he thought he looked like a groovy love god, but the guy couldn't have weighed more than ninety pounds, and he had a bad case of acne.

Rick Riordan

#14. I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

Denis Leary

#15. I can't promise I won't soil my trousers in here," he said. "You and me both." Pete extended his hand. Mr. Stovall gripped it tight and they shook on the matter of potential pants-sh*tting, then rejoined the other vampires at the door.

Scott S. Phillips

#16. You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls.

Seth Green

#17. They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.

David Lee Roth