Pak Muhabbat Quotes

#1. A well-functioning microfinance bank can actually be a profitable business as well. So it became a perfect proof point that, through business, you can provide an experience that leads to individual self-empowerment.

Pierre Omidyar

#2. I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

Willard Scott

#3. People thought I was a charlatan and a nut. The doctors were against me
they said that working out with weights would give people heart attacks and they would lose their sex drive.

Jack LaLanne

#4. The beauty of merism is that it's absolutely unnecessary. It's words for words' sake: a gushing torrent of invention filled with noun and noun and signifying nothing. Why a rhetorical figure that gabs on and on for no good reason should be central to the rite of marriage is beyond me.

Mark Forsyth

#5. You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

Bob Hope

#6. When you put on the glasses in a 3-D movie they just kind of sit there and you forget about them.

Robert Rodriguez

#7. Don't start a war you can't win, my friend. In the battle of teases, I would whip your slutty ass, you sex fiend.

R.K. Lilley

#8. Your illusions are a part of you like your bones and flesh and memory.

William Faulkner

#9. On to the sixth row! No matter how careful you are, the sixth row would definitely kill you.

Randall Munroe

#10. That's precisely the question everyone should be asking-why the hell not? - Why not you, why not now ...

Tim Ferriss