Pager Quotes

#1. By the end of my first week as an intern, I am just about ready to throw my pager out the window. A high window. Overlooking a trash compactor. Filled with highly corrosive acid.

Michelle Au

#2. And why do you have a pager? Are you a drug dealer?

Jen Mann

#3. I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.

Mitch Hedberg

#4. I think writers just can't come up with any new words for what we're doing, because we're not 'retro-' anything. Like, in 'Gold and a Pager,' we're not talking about what was current - pagers were cool to us, but they never stopped being cool; people just stopped using them.

Chuck Inglish

#5. My parents, stupidly, always let me go downtown. This was pre-pager, even. It made me adventurous. I think it makes you tough.

Judy Greer

#6. We initially targeted pager networks, which have been suffering for the last decade due to cell phone sales.

David Rose

#7. The speaker over my head crackled,
"There has been a Bell-Atlantic pager misplaced. If anyone has found it, please make this known to a flight attendant."
It's under my left foot and you're never seeing it again.

Henry Rollins

#8. You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#9. Don't date a woman who gives you a pager number instead of a home number (she's looking for control).

Vantile Whitfield

#10. Pager companies are very much looking to provide new services to help them regain some of their customer base.

David Rose

#11. I know the rigors of network news. I didn't want to be jumping on an airplane twice a week. I didn't want to be tied to my pager and my cellphone.

Jane Clayson

#12. The only thing we have is each other.

Lynne Stewart

#13. By disobeying god, we escape from his totalitarian prison where you cannot ask any questions, where you must never question authority. We become our human selves,

Ann Druyan

#14. The men of the past had convictions, while we moderns have only opinions.

Heinrich Heine

#15. Friends are important, dontcha think? Hmmm? I think so. The way I see it, you got friends, and you got your best friend, big difference. To me, a friend's a guy who will help you move. A best friend's a guy who will help you move a body. That's how I look at it.

Dave Attell

#16. Branwell told a cruel lie in silence.

E.L. Konigsburg

#17. The corruption of the age is made up by the particular contribution of every individual man; some contribute treachery, others injustice, atheism, tyranny, avarice, cruelty, according to their power.

Michel De Montaigne

#18. subsidy is hidden from view

Edward D. Kleinbard

#19. The master judges by the result, but our Father judges by the effort. Failure does not always mean fault. He knows how much things cost, and weighs them where others only measure.

Andrew Murray

#20. When I left politics in the early Eighties and started writing and recording, my idea was that I could have an influence further down into other generations. That Natives could come into the culture through arts and music.

John Trudell

#21. I like to play dress up, I'm in love with fashion.

Fantasia Barrino

#22. What we sometimes see as annoying, incessant questions from a child may be a plea for recognition. Maybe they do not need an answer as much as attention.

Rand Olson

#23. The people who best use their advantages, or overcome adversity, and work honestly are those most worthy of admiration.

Ben Bernanke