Padres Quotes

#1. It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

Jerry Coleman

#2. I have been blessed to win a number of awards and be involved in numerous historical baseball moments over my 20-year career with the Los Angeles Dodgers and San Diego Padres.

Steve Garvey

#3. Because of the changes in the Padres team I played with last year, I felt like a veteran recently when I worked out with Jason Kendall and he told me he's liked listening to my records since he was a kid!

Garth Brooks

#4. Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

Jerry Coleman

#5. I used to go to San Diego all the time to hang out. My cousin played for the San Diego Padres, and my brother lives down there. I love going to the zoo and walking around Old Town.

Drake Bell

#6. All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

Jerry Coleman

#7. Say 'Dodgers' and people know you're talking about baseball. Say 'Braves' and they ask, 'What reservation?' Say 'Reds' and they think of communism. Say 'Padres' and they look around for a priest.

Tommy Lasorda

#8. Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Jerry Coleman

#9. Los Padres have everything and the people have nothing; 'tis the masterpiece of reason and justice. For my part, I know nothing so divine as Los Padres who make war on Kings of Spain and Portugal and in Europe act as their confessors; who here kill Spaniards and at Madrid send them to Heaven.

Voltaire

#10. With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!

Jerry Coleman

#11. That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.

Jerry Coleman

#12. The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

Jerry Coleman

#13. Are there rules about betting on baseball games? Yeah
you have to stay away from the Padres.

James Siegel

#14. The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!

Jerry Coleman

#15. The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.

Jerry Coleman

#16. Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

Jerry Coleman

#17. I've seen few things more depressing than the end-of-season Giants-Padres series in 2001 in which Barry Bonds hit his 68th homer of the year while a .227-hitting, rapidly fossilizing Rickey Henderson staggered like a delirious marathoner toward 3,000 hits.

Stephen Rodrick

#18. Our work activities are perhaps most interesting when the element of competition is present.

Ralph Alfred Habas

#19. Why should I stay at the bottom of a well, when a strong rope is in my hand?

Rumi

#20. Let me guess. Luke an Amatis are at the Accords Hall, having another meeting."
"Yeah. I think they're having the meeting where they get together and decide what other meetings they need to have.

Cassandra Clare

#21. Pain is the result of ignorance.

Maliheh Sadat Razavi

#22. I will not have the power of nonviolence to be underestimated in order to cover my limitations or weaknesses.

Mahatma Gandhi

#23. Men who shrink from penetration of the female body are paralyzed by justifiable apprehension, since they are returning to our uncanny site of origin.

Camille Paglia