Top 51 Ozzie's Quotes
#1. To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all.
Kelly Osbourne
#2. I don't know how many people have ever seen the National Guard break in somewhere, but they mean business.
Ozzie Smith
#3. I think umpires have too much power, without any system of checks and balances and the more money a player makes, the more the umpire tries to show off that power to him. Unfortunately, since I signed my contract my strike zone has suddenly become a lot larger.
Ozzie Smith
#4. The ferret sat and examined his foot "What in the world am I?" he asked, alarmed "I look like some sort of rodent!
Rachel Roberts
#5. Old Blotnik had been mumbling so steadily for so many years, Ozzie suspected he had memorized the prayers and forgotten all about God. It
Philip Roth
#6. No one paid attention to my offense. So having 2,000 hits is one of the things that is an accomplishment.
Ozzie Smith
#8. I look back now and realize you have to learn the system. Not kiss ass, but you have to learn the system.
Ozzie Guillen
#9. Yes, I would (be a big hit on Dancing with the Stars), but I don't think I can be wearing those tight outfits they have on there. I'm a very good dancer. I'm the John Travolta of Venezuela. If I was one of the 'Jersey Shore' guys and I had their stomach, then hell yeah I would do it.
Ozzie Guillen
#10. My short game's not that good. It just becomes a matter of getting that weight moving.
Ozzie Smith
#11. Look for your heros in the books people write, not in the people who write books.
Ozzie Cheek
#12. He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.
Andy Van Slyke
#13. If he had to have strange powers, Aden wished they could have been more like hers. That voodoo voice would have made his life a lot easier; he could have sent certain people (cough Ozzie cough) away with no memory of him.
Gena Showalter
#14. I don't think anybody ever really just retires where they don't do anything.
Ozzie Smith
#15. Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Jerry Coleman
#16. More and more teams are using almost exclusively the draft to build their teams. And that means you have younger players to develop in those key depth positions. Younger players are more susceptible to streaks than veterans. They go up, they go down.
Ozzie Newsome
#17. Man, y'all make the Addams family look like Ozzie and Harriet.(Annie)
Tami Hoag
#18. I may not drive in 100 runs a year, but I can prevent 100 runs from scoring against us.
Ozzie Smith
#19. Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
Jerry Coleman
#20. In life there are worse things (then being fired by the Miami Marlins) and I have experienced them. I have lived through bad moments and I will get through this with support.
Ozzie Guillen
#21. I love software, because if you can imagine something, you can build it.
Ray Ozzie
#22. I sincerely believe that there is nothing truly great in any man or woman except their character, their willingness to move beyond the realm of self and into a greater realm of selflessness. Giving back is the ultimate talent in life. That is the greatest trophy on my mantel.
Ozzie Smith
#23. You should have seen Willie Wells play shortstop: as good as Ozzie Smith and a better hitter. How I wish people could have seen Ray Dandridge play third base, as good as Brooks Robinson and Craig Nettles and all of those. He was bowlegged; a train might go through there, but not a baseball.
Monte Irvin
#24. We lived a lovely, middle-class, suburban life in Philadelphia. And I really thought that the TV programs of the '50s, like 'Father Knows Best' and 'The Adventures Of Ozzie And Harriet' Nelson were documentaries filmed with hidden cameras in our neighborhood.
Richard Corliss
#25. I didn't grow up in a mom-and-pop, Ozzie and Harriet type of environment, but who did.
Lucinda Williams
#26. As I was in the air, the ball took a bad hop and caromed behind me, but I was able to catch it with my bare hand. I hit the ground, bounced back up, and threw Burroughs out at first.
Ozzie Smith
#27. The year I gave up the 150-catch streak I had an ankle injury and didn't want to go back in because I'd have a better chance of playing the following week.
Ozzie Newsome
#28. Who's they?" Ozzie asked. The guy's wild blond hair and Star Trek T-shirt - it read I beat the Kobayashi Maru - shouted of his secure position in the upper echelons of Geekdom as loudly as the three microsized laptops open in front of him. "Official
Julie Ann Walker
#29. Peace is not an easy prospect
it requires greater bravery than does conflict.
Ozzie Zehner
#30. I really wasn't too interested in writing "Father Knows Best" and "Ozzie And Harriet." I thought they were pleasant enough, but it wasn't really what I wanted to do.
Garry Marshall
#31. Ozzie Newsome hit a home run by drafting Bernard Pierce. He is a great compliment to Ray Rice.
Marshall Faulk
#32. We hope there is a sense of purpose in everything.
Ozzie Smith
#33. We saw very little of the real Jack Buck behind the microphone. He would touch people in ways that we will never know. Jack was much more than just an announcer.
Ozzie Smith
#34. There are 22 million people who have, some point in time, played hooky from work or school, so it's already an unofficial holiday,
Ozzie Smith
#35. Creativity thrives where its roots are crowded.
Ozzie Zehner
#36. Complexity kills. It sucks the life out of developers, it makes products difficult to plan, build and test, it introduces security challenges, and it causes end-user and administrator frustration.
Ray Ozzie
#37. When I'm in my groove there is no thinking. Everything just happens.
Ozzie Smith
#38. Regardless of past aspirations, this is the right time to be focusing on services for two specific reasons The increasing ubiquity of broadband has made it viable, and the proven economics of the advertising model has made it profitable.
Ray Ozzie
#39. Those who can envision a plausible future that's brighter than today will earn the opportunity to lead.
Ray Ozzie
#40. I scored a touchdown on the first reception I made in the NFL and spiked the ball. The instant I did, I felt horrible and couldn't wait for the game to end so I could call Coach Bryant and apologize. He said he didn't even notice, but I never spiked the ball again.
Ozzie Newsome
#41. Guillen wasn't finished about his intent to stick with Contreras with left-hander Neal Cotts warming up. He was dominating the Twins, ... People think I'm a bad manager or don't know the game or fall asleep during the game and wake up and change pitchers. I'm watching the same game they are.
Ozzie Guillen
#43. He (Buck Showaleter) never even smelled a jock in the big leagues. Mr. Baseball never even got a hit in Triple-A. I was a better player than him, I have more money than him and I'm better looking than him.
Ozzie Guillen
#44. I don't have many heroes. Very plain and simply, Johnny Unitas was one of my heroes. When you think of Baltimore, you think of Johnny Unitas.
Ozzie Newsome
#45. Truths are as much a matter of questions as answers.
Ozzie Zehner
#46. Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
Jerry Coleman
#47. Everything barbarians do is nothing, no matter how loudly they insist it's something.
Dean Koontz
#48. I love Fidel Castro, I respect Fidel Castro, you know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill Fidel Castro for the last 60 years, but that motherf****r is still here.
Ozzie Guillen
#49. I have to constantly tell my personnel staff, 'Hey guys, we're still a good staff even though we're allowing good players to go play for other people,'
Ozzie Newsome
#50. Steady had always suspected Ethan "Ozzie" Sykes, despite his constant joking and bad taste in eighties music, was one tough motherfucker.
Julie Ann Walker
#51. Well, when I was growing up it was Ozzie and Harriet on TV - nobody's parents were like that.
Liza Minnelli
