Oversimplified Youtube Quotes

#1. I see, sir, you are liberal in offers. You taught me first to beg, and now methinks You teach me how a beggar should be answered.

William Shakespeare

#2. The underlying principles of manners- respect, fairness, and congeniality.

Judith Martin

#3. The real question of government versus private enterprise is argued on too philosophical and abstract a basis. Theoretically, planning may be good. But nobody has ever figured out the cause of government stupidity - and until they do (and find the cure), all ideal plans will fall into quicksand.

Richard P. Feynman

#4. Picasso was onto this truth fifty years ago when he commented, "Computers are useless - they only give31 you answers.

Warren Berger

#5. Friends and family, as well as my personal relationship with the Lord, are more important than anything else.

Wanda E. Brunstetter

#6. At the very top state institutions, like UCLA, Berkeley and the University of Texas, however, the trend of downward minority enrollment remains persistent and discouraging.

Adam Schiff

#7. A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.

Terry Pratchett

#8. I'm a much better singer than actor, which doesn't really say a whole lot.

Seann William Scott

#9. A French portion is half of an American portion, and a French meal takes twice as long to eat. You do the math.

Elizabeth Bard

#10. It may not have occurred to you kids that sex is more than a fifteen-minute trip to the backseat of a car. It's science. And what is science?"
"Boring.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#11. The time came in its season, and that was very soon, when I almost wondered that nothing troubled his repose, as I looked at him. But he slept - let me think of him so again - as I had often seen him sleep at school; and thus, in this silent hour, I left him. - Never more, oh God

Charles Dickens

#12. Sometimes you just gotta trust that your secret's been kept long enough.

Anne Cameron

#13. I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?

Jennifer Rardin

#14. I've always wanted to do things as fast as possible.

Mikaela Shiffrin