Top 5 Oven Mitten Quotes
#1. Beware of a man of one book.
#2. I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
#3. I am light and stardust in his hands.
#4. If The Islands South Ever Vanish, Even Further Into Navy Depths, My Eloise Could Appreciate Lovly Endless Blues.
#5. I thought I was writing for a fairly hip, intelligent crowd; I just thought there were more of them out there. But they're not. They're not out there waiting. They're not gonna use their intelligence on your book.
