Outage Quotes

#1. There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

Steven Wright

#2. I know there is moral outage in regard to Mr. Milosevic, and that is certainly justified. But what about our response?

Pat Roberts

#3. A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, '2016?'

Jimmy Fallon

#4. We're coming off a quarter here that was in-line with our expectations, but much lower at WPZ due to Geismar's extended outage and a continued heavy capital investing period all as was expected.

Alan Armstrong

#5. The big spells," Mg. Thane answered, his expression plain but his bright eyes smiling. Did he know how much those eyes gave away?

Charlie N. Holmberg

#6. When women thrive, all of society benefits, and succeeding generations are given a better start in life.

Kofi Annan

#7. I am very fit and by playing sweeper I can control the speed of the game.

Ruud Gullit

#8. I never get tired of signing autographs 'cause I used to do it so much in class dreaming about the day that it might mean something to somebody.

Taylor Swift

#9. I just want to sleep. A coma would be nice. Or amnesia. Anything, just to get rid of this, these thoughts, whispers in my mind. Did he rape my head, too?

Laurie Halse Anderson

#10. Kit spoke vintage vinyl in all its dialects. And he casually rubbed elbows with stars from all walks of life. Oh, and he was twenty. And drop-dead gorgeous. Kit Hemion was a very big way Aaron's Records made money with the West Side set.

Suzanne Stroh