Orificios Quotes

#1. Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is.

Anthony Bourdain

#2. It's a 12-hour cooking class for me on the set of 'Chopped.' You'd think I'd get sick of it, but it's a source of endless interest to me. The only thing I don't like about it is it's a long day and my feet hurt. Otherwise, I love it.

Ted Allen

#3. It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

Elizabeth Jane Howard

#4. Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

B.J. Novak

#5. Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully.

Douglas Adams

#6. A man always has two reasons for what he does--a good one, and the real one.

J. P. Morgan

#7. When teaching, light a fire, don't fill a bucket.

Dan Snow

#8. There are Nerds, and then there are Nerdists. A Nerdist is, more specifically, an artful Nerd. He or she doesn't just consume, he or she creates and innovates.

Chris Hardwick

#9. You reach a certain age, and you realize, 'Wow: there are younger people doing this better than I can, and don't leave me out - I don't want to be left behind. I want to do it, too. Where are you going? I want to be part of it.'

Ted Danson

#10. This is a spendthrift economy; though nothing is lost, all is spent.

Annie Dillard

#11. Career-driven millennials are strategic about working obsessively while they are single and earning enough money to afford advanced education. Most are patient enough to wait until 30 or later to develop their dream.

Gail Sheehy

#12. My deepest condolences for DJ AM, you were a great artist and will be severely missed. My thoughts and Prayers to his family and friends.

Shanna Moakler