Organizing Paperwork Quotes

#1. I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.

Harold Ramis

#2. I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

Steven Wright

#3. Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons.

Robert Breault

#4. I like The Eiffel Tower because it looks like steel and lace.

Natalie Lloyd

#5. The worst hotels are any with a bad bed. I stayed in a hotel where they left cards telling me my enjoyment was of paramount importance. I should have written, 'Nice rooms, crap beds.'

Amanda Donohoe

#6. Iraq failed for the same reasons that all conservative public policy efforts fail. Refusing to acknowledge the importance of government while relying on it to achieve your objectives causes the same kind of chaos in foreign policy that it does in matters closer to home.

Alan Wolfe

#7. Today the theory of evolution is about as much open to doubt as the theory that the earth goes round the sun.

Richard Dawkins

#8. If you write, then you are a writer

Samuel Colbran