Orefice Baseball Quotes

#1. If they are gods, why do you lament them? If you lament them, you must no longer regard them as gods.

Heraclitus

#2. I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

Mitch Hedberg

#3. Things should be as simple as possible and no simpler.

Albert Einstein

#4. Cam was already on his feet, waiting for me. I arched my brow at him. "Following me?" "Like a true serial killer," he replied.

J. Lynn

#5. There are a multitude of allied branches of knowledge connected with mans condition; the relation of these to political economy is analogous to the connexion of mechanics, astronomy, optics, sound, heat, and every other branch more or less of physical science, with pure mathematics.

William Stanley Jevons

#6. Not all that is mortal is useless.

Cassandra Clare

#7. The name's Pepper like the spray, so I guess you wouldn't want me in your face!

Mike Ferris

#8. Still, not much of a reason to live, is it? The fear of being punished for killing yourself.

A.J. Hartley