Ooooooh Quotes

#1. Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before.

Dave Attell

#2. Oh, I'm dying,' I like moaned. 'Oh, I have a ghastly pain in my side. Appendicitis, it is. Ooooooh.' 'Appendy shitehouse,' grumbled this veck.

Anthony Burgess

#3. Torn between violence and disillusionment, I seem to myself a terrorist who, going out in the street to perpetrate some outrage, stops on the way to consult Ecclesiastes or Epictetus.

Emil Cioran

#4. Had A Dollar Had a dollar tried to spend it could not spend it. It was ripped I had to mend it. After I mend it I still could not spend it because to you I lend it. I lend more money then I spend so I better defend the money I lend. So I will get it back in the end. Then I will have it to relend

Craig Schaber

#5. People who get his kind of result are ... She looks over her shoulder like she expects someone to appear behind her ... are called ... Divergent.

Veronica Roth

#6. Happiness is not dependent upon outer circumstance. Happiness is falling in love with everything around you, everything inside of you.

Frederick Lenz

#7. A crying grown-up with no visible damage, who knew what that meant?

John Elder Robison