Ontem Hoje Quotes

#1. Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.

Eric Andre

#2. I didn't feel comfortable with this new world. My northern isolation had protected me from all this.

Janette Oke

#3. One day you'll notice something different and if you take advantage of that moment, you will be what you exactly needed to be.

Auliq Ice

#4. Well, I'll be honest with you, sometimes you don't know you're playing a moment that's going to be in a montage. Sometimes it's a scene that didn't work out the way you hoped it would be and ends up in a montage.

Mark Duplass

#5. I had thought the destination was what was important, but it turned out it was the journey.

Clayton M Christensen

#6. In a fall, you only start from zero velocity if your surname is Coyote.

Hyphatia Cneajna

#7. How come we got the grumpy boat of bandy-legged Puritans? How come we didn't get the Italian party boat with the cappuccino makers and the gelato machine? That was the sexy boat, man.

Greg Proops

#8. When Elizabeth was old and had a wrinkled face and black teeth, she was one day discovered practicing the dance step alone, to the sound of a fiddle, determined to keep up to the last the limberness and agility necessary to impress foreign ambassadors with her grace and youth.

William Shakespeare

#9. When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

George Bernard Shaw

#10. You cannot have Christ, if you will not serve Him.

Charles Spurgeon

#11. And don't let the world bring you down,
Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold,
Remember why you came and while you're alive,
Experience the warmth before you grow old...

Incubus

#12. When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.

Henry Winkler

#13. To be clear, no one agrees with you."
"To be clear, I don't care.

Kiera Cass

#14. Spring is worth the wait. Life is worth the death.

N.D. Wilson