Onion Ring Sayings

#1. This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places ... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it.

Chelsea Handler

#2. He picked up the skull and knocked an onion ring out of its eye socket.
"I see Sophie has been busy again. Couldn't you have restrained her, my friend?" The skull yattered its teeth at him. Howl put it down rather hastily.

Diana Wynne Jones

#3. A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one onion ring, one hippopotamus, one piece of string, a dash of pepper. That ought to do it. And now comes the problem ... biting into it!

Shel Silverstein

#4. Now I knew how women felt when they thought they were going to get a diamond ring and ended up with an onion ring

Jordan Castillo Price

#5. The confession of one man humbles all.

Antonio Porchia

#6. All homosexuals should be castrated.

Billy Graham

#7. Playing rock 'n' roll music, it's going to be integrated, but being black you didn't want to go into some neighborhood where you weren't wanted.

Gail Ann Dorsey

#8. I don't view myself as a team manager, but a team captain. I'm part of the team, but everybody else as well.

Kevin McCarthy

#9. There's not a person on earth that God doesn't love, but God wants us to learn to love him back.

Rick Warren

#10. The walking of Man is falling forwards.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#11. It's interesting about diseases, how they peak and tank.

David Cronenberg

#12. Lying on a ring of onion, a tomato slice exposed its seedy smile, one she remembers to this moment.

Toni Morrison