Top 15 Onion John Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Onion John

#1. If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, would you cut its head off?

#2. My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon.

#3. One writes music because winter is eternal and because, if one didn't, the wolves and blizzards will be at one's throat all the sooner.

David Mitchell

#4. Self-doubt imprisons those that never overcome it.

Obiora Embry

#5. The onion being eaten, yea though it be boyled, causeth head-ache, hurteth the eyes, and maketh a man dimme sighted, dulleth the senses, ingendreth windinesse, and provoketh overmuch sleepe, especially being eaten raw

John Gerard

#6. We kiss. Her hands are freezing on my face, and she tastes like coffee and the smell of the onion is still stuck in my nose, and my lips are all dry from the endless winter. And it's awesome.

John Green

#7. Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

Greil Marcus

#8. The most loathsome materialism is not the kind people usually think of, but the sort that attempts to let dead ideas pass for living realities, diverting into sterile myths the stubborn and lucid attention we give to what we have within us that must forever die.

Albert Camus

#9. Jules hated it when I used "delicious" to describe anything but food, but that day he was nothing if not a sugar cone of melting sea salt and caramel gelato.

Leila Howland

#10. I have an English literature degree. I wanted to be the next great American novelist from a very early age, but I put it aside for a while, because I got very realistic at one point.

Daniel Suarez