Top 30 On Her Pms Quotes

#1. We're never gonna understand women. They're way too complex. You've got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings ... there's no way to tell what's causing their attitude.
- Mike

Susane Colasanti

On Her Pms Quotes #302839
#2. PMS? You're damned right I have PMS! It stands for Pass My Shotgun, which means you'd better sleep with one eye open, buster.

Jane Graves

On Her Pms Quotes #1877066
#3. Im sorry it's just a little case of PMS that's all ... Im just one big emotional wreck ... Could you guys go get me some Midol and a Snicker

Shawn Wayans

On Her Pms Quotes #611338
#4. Know why PMS is called PMS?" "Don't you dare," she threatened. "Only women can tell PMS jokes." "Because 'mad cow disease' was already taken.

Linda Howard

On Her Pms Quotes #574558
#5. It's a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron)
Reverse PMS? (Artemis)
Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you're cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

On Her Pms Quotes #545042
#6. The respect that I have got is not for Narendra Modi or the PM of India. It is respect for the people of India.

Narendra Modi

On Her Pms Quotes #543361
#7. Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues.

Dolly Parton

On Her Pms Quotes #534051
#8. Can guys get PMS?"
"More like MBHS," Gabi replies. "Male Butt-Hole Syndrome. It's an epidemic.

Rachel Harris

On Her Pms Quotes #488545
#9. No interviews without appointments except between nine and ten PM on the second Saturdays.

C.S. Lewis

On Her Pms Quotes #464700
#10. Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Roseanne Barr

On Her Pms Quotes #454195
#11. The main reason why historians have skated over the relationship of Victorian PMs with the press is that they haven't been looking for it. It takes a lecturer in media studies such as Paul Brighton to point out that media management was part of the job of a Victorian prime minister.

Jane Ridley

On Her Pms Quotes #445726
#12. Get the hell off the Beach in Asbury Park and get out. You're done. It's 4:30 PM. You've maximized your tan. Get off the beach. Get in you cars and get out of those areas.

Chris Christie

On Her Pms Quotes #418161
#13. On thyroid therapy, more than 90 percent of those with painful menstruation were relieved, most of them completely. The results were fully as good in converting irregular periods to normal, regular ones. And in six of seven women with excessive flow, normal flow was established.

Broda Otto Barnes

On Her Pms Quotes #408384
#14. Just to be seen strolling to or from a helicopter on the White House lawn, shouting an evasive answer to Sam Donaldson, must seem to the Reagans not quite satisfactory enough of a 7 PM presence, and this inane scene certainly galls the press.

Thomas B. Griffith

On Her Pms Quotes #344728
#15. Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem.

Jenny O'Connell

On Her Pms Quotes #304770
#16. For you I am neither the PM or CM. Our bond is a bond of affection and I am your sevak.

Narendra Modi

On Her Pms Quotes #14573
#17. Also, I hear chocolate works well for PMS.

Becca Fitzpatrick

On Her Pms Quotes #297365
#18. Lord Kane," the king acknowledged. "Before the proceedings begin, we must say how thrilled we were to meet your PMS."
Uh ... "My what?" "Your personal male secretary.

Gena Showalter

On Her Pms Quotes #263057
#19. I have PMS and GPS, which means if you piss me off, I will find you.

Eve Langlais

On Her Pms Quotes #262165
#20. I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl.

Jeaniene Frost

On Her Pms Quotes #257276
#21. When women came up with PMS, men came up with ESPN.

Joan Of Arc

On Her Pms Quotes #249816
#22. Great, he was going to have PMS for at least a few days. Pissy Man Syndrome.

Chelsea M. Cameron

On Her Pms Quotes #241741
#23. Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome

Nicholas Sparks

On Her Pms Quotes #214523
#24. How can I know who's PM or in government in Sweden? It's been 40 years since I moved abroad! Oh!

Anita Ekberg

On Her Pms Quotes #197398
#25. For 14 years no PM had gone to Jammu and Kashmir. Atal ji changed that and went to Jammu and Kashmir. He gave 3 Mantas- Insaniyat, Jamhuriat and Kashmiriyat (Humanity, democracy and J&K). We aspire to walk on that path

Narendra Modi

On Her Pms Quotes #186798
#26. The Spanish PM rang me to say: 'I have the support of only 4 per cent of the people.' I said, 'Crikey, that's even less than think Elvis Presley is still alive.'

Tony Blair

On Her Pms Quotes #182471
#27. She often had a temper that made a PMS-ing harpy going into nicotine withdrawal look like a chubby fuzzy bunny that burped daisies and shot rainbows out its ass.

Amy Lane

On Her Pms Quotes #147770
#28. I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all the time. Mine is just, like, a monthly thing ... "
"Like PMS?" I suggested.
"Shut up!

Flynn Meaney

On Her Pms Quotes #85123
#29. Look guys, I am your worst nightmare. I'm a woman with a badge, a gun, and PMS. Are you really sure you want to piss me off any more tonight?

K.V. McMillan

On Her Pms Quotes #39474
#30. It's okay. I'm just in a weird mood. Have you ever had a feeling like something was about to happen?"
"Of course," Kat replied. "It's called PMS.

Dianne Sylvan

On Her Pms Quotes #26617

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