Olympic Curling Quotes

#1. You don't have to comment on every boring thing you do." I said. "This isn't Olympic curling. You're just unpacking a suitcase.

Maria Semple

#2. Did someone just call me the wine dude?" he asked in a lazy drawl. "It's Bacchus, please. Or Mr. Bacchus. Or Lord Bacchus. Or, sometimes, Oh-My-Gods-Please-Don't-Kill-Me, Lord Bacchus.

Rick Riordan

#3. The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

Andy Rooney

#4. Courage is a demonstration of faith.

Rick Joyner

#5. If you are idle, you are on the road to ruin; and there are few stopping-places upon it. It is rather a precipice than a road

Henry Ward Beecher

#6. Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!

Lewis Black

#7. When I was in college there was a girls' flag football league. The girls were extremely aggressive.

Lynn Swann

#8. Because who you are is supposed to be the easiest question in the world answer, right?

Jennifer Brown

#9. I flinch. "Don't feel sorry for me, okay? Not ever. It makes my skin crawl.

E. Lockhart