Old Mutual Online Funeral Quotes

#1. Compassion has more to do with the attitude we bring to our encounters with other people than with any quantifiable metric of giving.

Sharon Salzberg

#2. Liberals insist they believe as strongly in the American dream as the rest of us, but routinely demonize those who succeed in attaining it. They loudly profess their allegiance to capitalism, but resent the inequitable money results it produces.

David Limbaugh

#3. Our foyer has a funny smell that doesn't smell like anyplace else. I don't know what the hell it is. It isn't cauliflower and it isn't perfume - I don't know what the hell it is - but you always know you're home.

J.D. Salinger

#4. It is a curious thing that when one speaks from the heart it is invariably in the worst of taste.

Ngaio Marsh

#5. His scream was more of a roar, pouring out of him in a great torrent. Screaming for his loss, venting his pain.

Phillip W. Simpson

#6. I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling fatal poisons, but above all else, most of all, I believe in the one thing that can come out of people's mouths: vomit.

Dennis Potter

#7. I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer.

Jarod Kintz

#8. The one thing you don't want is that stale sound when you've done a line so much you can't find a fresh approach to it. Drop it.

Sammy Davis Jr.

#9. The last thing we need is yet another makeup company. Even I have a nervous breakdown when I go through the department store makeup floor.

Lauren Hutton

#10. The hotter the furnace the finer the gold.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#11. You better get over here with my car," Grandad says. "Before I call the cops and tell them you stole it." "Sorry," I say contritely. Then the rest of what he said sinks in and I laugh. "Wait, did you just threaten me with calling the police? Because that I'd like to see.

Holly Black