Old Jewish Lady Sayings

#1. Yes, we like to think of our children as Macintosh computers operating in a world full of PCs; they get the same answers but process things differently.

Gina Gallagher

#2. 2 When there is moral rot within a nation, its government topples easily. But wise and knowledgeable leaders bring stability.

Anonymous

#3. Consider the Jewish joke, with the old lady running distractedly along the seashore: Help! My son the doctor is drowning. Amusing, I suppose. Her pride, I suppose, is amusing: it is greater than her love.

Martin Amis

#4. It's funny; it's a real balancing act. In TV, everybody's talking about authenticity. In order to make 'Dirty Jobs' authentic, I really can't be overly informed. The minute I am, I become a host ... It's a very tricky business paying a tribute to work, because TV is very bad at it.

Mike Rowe

#5. People waste more time waiting for someone to take charge of their lives than they do in any other pursuit.

Gloria Steinem

#6. This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was a good weekend for conservatives - and a great weekend for wild animals.

Jimmy Fallon

#7. I jus luvs me some lily white turkey
meats".

~R. Alan Woods [2012]

R. Alan Woods

#8. I'd love to work with Sean Penn or Kevin Spacey.

Devon Bostick

#9. You can look at everything from pre-Heisman to post-Heisman, and I think that's why it ranks up at the top, because before then, I didn't even think I was good enough to be a professional ballplayer.

Barry Sanders

#10. You go through those awkward, dorky, geeky stages, and growing up in the industry amplifies all that. Fortunately, I have a mother who encouraged me to build my confidence from within and embrace my imperfections.

Jurnee Smollett

#11. Artists don't compare themselves to each other based on money. Nobody really knows what money other artists have. They don't care that much. The measure is the work and how you think your work is perceived. How the museums are. How you are doing.

Donald Sultan

#12. NASA is moving the space program to Starkville because it has no atmosphere.

Skip Bertman

#13. Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy.

George Saintsbury

#14. In the cowshed, my head hard against the floor, Natan broke the very yolk of my soul.

Hannah Kent

#15. The problem of meaning today is the problem of how the diverse and superficially self-contradictory experiences of men can be put into a consistent picture that will provide contemporary man with a convincing basis from which to live and to act.

Carroll Quigley

#16. You can learn all sorts of rules and techniques of writing and still not be able to assemble something beautiful or enchanting.

Peter Turchi