Old Hillbilly Sayings

#1. You can choose what you believe, Shuffler, but you can't change what's true.

S.D. Smith

#2. Always the facts must be twisted to fit the theory!

Agatha Christie

#3. The old man had been tanned by the light of too many beer signs, and it just goes to show that you can't live on three packs of Chesterfields and a fifth of bourbon a day without starting to drift far too fuckin' wide in the turns.

Daniel Woodrell

#4. THREE MONTHS HAVE GONE BY without the taste of Gabriel Storm in my mouth, the scent of his skin in my nostrils, the rush of his powerful body pounding into mine.

Magda Alexander

#5. Unfortunately, I suffer from insomnia, so my bedtime is as soon as I start to feel the least bit sleepy.

Cheyenne Jackson

#6. Ian Ashby is very underrated and it's right he gets the accolades he gets

Paul Merson

#7. The seeker of truth is a mirror for their neighbors.

Jalaluddin Rumi

#8. Proximity to power deludes some into thinking they wield it.

Frank Underwood

#9. You cannot save people. You can only love them.

Anais Nin

#10. Work with enthusiasm.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Nicholas Murray Butler

#12. It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

Lucille Ball

#13. Look at him. Whole life turned upside down, and he's in there making pizza rolls.

Rachel Hawkins

#14. There were several meals at which it snowed food and rained drink, as hobbits say.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#15. You've done what?"
"I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally. That would be weird. Even for me.

Derek Landy

#16. I want to aspire to something like what Denzel Washington does, which is try to find scripts written for white actors - or Jodie Foster, who reads scripts for male actors.

Wentworth Miller