Old English Pub Sayings

#1. The Devil ... is much better served by exploiting our virtues than by appealing to our lower passions; consequently, it is when the Devil looks most noble and reasonable that he is most dangerous.

Dorothy L. Sayers

#2. The thing is, once something bad happens, there's no way to undo it. There's no erase button on life

H.M. Ward

#3. We put out a live thing, it seemed more like a bootleg though but, it would be nice to see like a concert filmed with like good cameras you know, instead of just DV cams.

Jess Margera

#4. Neal had nice lips.
Maybe everybody had nice lips, and you only really noticed it when you stared at their mouths all the time.

Rainbow Rowell

#5. I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Rita Rudner

#6. I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#7. I wanted kids to know that it's cool to be in a ski race in the morning and to go play in the terrain park in the afternoon. It's not one or the other.

Ted Ligety

#8. If Russians knew how to read they would write me off.

Catherine The Great

#9. There is more religion in men's science, than there is science in their religion.

Henry David Thoreau

#10. Loss of appetite is one of the first symptoms. When your body hasn't a clue what's going on, it tends to shut down in self-defence.

Jodi Taylor

#11. If you do not have a history, you do not have a future!

Sanjai Velayudhan

#12. I never wanted to be a puppeteer. I stopped puppeteering when I was about 18. I puppeteered when I was eleven years old to 18 to make extra money to go to Europe, which I made half of and my parents gave me half.

Frank Oz

#13. Liz Gorman, a fiery redhead, had been one of the founding members of the Raven Brigade.

Harlan Coben

#14. The curious beauty of African music is that it uplifts even as it tells a sad tale. You may be poor, you may have only a ramshackle house, you may have lost your job, but that song gives you hope.

Nelson Mandela

#15. They'd tried automatically generating the stories in response to the figures but had ended up with nonsense - one scenario suggested by the computer was that a gang of toddlers had terrorised a war veteran with a syringe full of HIV positive blood.

Simon Dewar