Oil Of Olay Quotes

#1. Atticus: You hear that? The nice blonde in her thirties is actually over 140 years old. :
Oberon: She must use that Oil of Olay stuff. I wonder if it would get rid of the wrinkles on a shar-pei?

Kevin Hearne

#2. I stand before you and my heart is in your hands,
And I don't know how,
I'd survive without your kiss,
'cause you've given me a reason to exist

Kelly Clarkson

#3. Even when the laws have been written down, they ought not always remain unchanged.

Aristotle.

#4. Everything that divides men, everything that separates or herds men together in categories, is a sin against humanity.

Jose Marti

#5. God never ends anything on a negative; God always ends on a positive.

Edwin Louis Cole

#6. Th aspirer, once attaind unto the top, Cuts off those means by which himself got up.

Samuel Daniel

#7. When people say England, they sometimes mean Great Britain, sometimes the United Kingdom, sometimes the British Isles, - but never England.

George Mikes

#8. In the end, we all want a wife. But the home has become increasingly invaded by the ethos of work, work, work, with twin sets of external clocks imposed on a household's natural rhythms.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#9. If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

Eugene Mirman

#10. Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative. You look like a field of buttercups in a suit.

Jonathan Stroud