Office Holiday Party Quotes

#1. If you have a problem in mass society, you call the cops. The experts. You no longer have any operative connection with yourself or others, or with a functioning community.

John Zerzan

#2. Where's the sun? Sometimes I never see the sun.

Randolph Randy Camp

#3. Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see.

Helen Keller

#4. The condition of true naming, on the poet's part, is his resigning himself to the divine aura which breathes through forms, and accompanying that.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#5. The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That's why I have to get up five minutes before sunrise, so I can berate my grandpa like he was my own child.

Jarod Kintz

#6. If you want to be happy, be so.

Kozma Prutkov

#7. Human race had never planned to show up in this universe.
I wonder whether current human efforts are relevant to its sustainability.

Toba Beta

#8. Surely you can see the failings of the system. Inequality, injustice, unfairness, and exploitation--

Allan Dare Pearce

#9. You thought I was so toppy I wouldn't bottom?" He laughed and bit the place he'd been kissing. "Honey, I can drive from anywhere.

Heidi Cullinan

#10. When leaders carry out policies for decades that have no consequences for the stated goal and are very costly, you have to ask whether they are telling you the truth or whether the policies are for a different goal, because they are not reducing drug use.

Noam Chomsky

#11. The biggest reward for a thing well done is to have done it.

Voltaire

#12. If you share your pans with no one, no one can betray you.

George R R Martin