Office Andys Play Quotes

#1. Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

Jerry Stiller

#2. Whosoever is determined to seek guidance and follow a path of right conduct must search for a shaykh from amongst those who have realization, one who follows a path methodically, who has abandoned his passions, and who has firmly established his feet in the service of his Lord.

Ibn Ata Allah

#3. and the way life is really just a series of losses, one after another after another, and how the moment we realize that is the moment we begin to die.

Tyler Dilts

#4. Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

David Letterman

#5. If any of [my stories] succeed in causing their readers to feel pleasantly uncomfortable when walking along a solitary road at nightfall, or sitting over a dying fire in the small hours, my purpose in writing them will have been attained.

M.R. James

#6. The British and American literary worlds operate in an odd kind of symbiosis: our critics think our contemporary novelists are not the stuff of greatness whereas certain contemporary Americans indubitably are. Their critics often advance the exact opposite: British fiction is cool, American naff.

Will Self