Offenbecher Commercial Quotes

#1. Shouldn't we be against procreation at this point in time? With overpopulation and the strain on the resources on this planet? Shouldn't we reward people who don't spawn?

Bill Maher

#2. In a novel, the only budgetary limitations are that of your imagination.

Howard Gordon

#3. Imagine yourself as a pebble which has been thrown into a river. The pebble sinks through the water effortlessly. Detached from everything, it falls by the

Thich Nhat Hanh

#4. God is more concerned about your heart than your performance. If your heart is right, your performance will eventually catch up.

Joyce Meyer

#5. Love could not induce us to take on the burden of propagating the species without promising us the greatest happiness we could imagine.

Alain De Botton

#6. Less is More. It's the Chocolate Chip in your cookie. Yes, it's delicious. But you can't have a cookie that's *all* chocolate chip. It just doesn't work.

Patrick Rothfuss

#7. I have to say I enjoy physical comedy and I've always loved to kind of take risks. I don't like worrying too much about how I look or how I come across, so that can sometimes ... You know, I like to play those kinds of deluded but fun characters.

Amy Poehler

#8. You have to swallow, every day, that you are a secondary being whose worth is measured by an arbitrary, impossible standard, administered

Lindy West