Oettingen Spielberg Quotes

#1. Where there is hypocrisy, there is hope.

Kenneth E. Boulding

#2. You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.

Bill O'Reilly

#3. Oh, sheez, what's Syd Vicious doing back in town? (Payne)
How'd the testicle retrieval go, Payne? You still limping? ... Thought so. I got the thank-you card from Planned Parenthood last week. Seems they want to honor me for saving the gene pool. (Syd)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#4. Beauty, coveted though it was, could not outlive you. Only actions would.

Roshani Chokshi

#5. Home: The place to save society.

Spencer W. Kimball

#6. I'm an FFH: a Formerly Fat Housewife.

Jean Nidetch

#7. To explore different parts of yourself and different emotional lives ... not to hide from who you are but to actually explore who you are.

Ian Somerhalder

#8. Remember that you will never reach a higher standard than you yourself set. Then set your mark high, and step by step, even though it be by painful effort, by self-denial and sacrifice, ascend the whole length of the ladder of progress.

Ellen G. White

#9. You know, I designed the Queen crest. I simply combined all the creatures that represent our star signs-and I don't even believe in astrology.

Freddie Mercury

#10. Once you accept that perfection is just a goal, screwing up isn't so hard to handle. Each misstep is still a step, another lesson learned, another opportunity to get it right the next time.

Nick Vujicic

#11. There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying.

Francis Bacon

#12. Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

Mojo Nixon

#13. Iceland, though it lies so far to the north that it is partly within the Arctic Circle, is, like Norway, Scotland, and Ireland, affected by the Gulf Stream, so that considerable portions of it are quite habitable.

Harry Johnston

#14. I think that people will find a tremendous joy and fulfillment in service to other human beings, and that often this is what is missing in their lives.

Ram Dass

#15. There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach.

Nicholas Sparks