Obama Blooper Quotes

#1. Runes, runes, runes ... Runes. An inverted Algiz rune. The caption next to it said "Chernobog." The Black God. Right. Of course, it wouldn't be Chernobog, God of Morning Dew on the Rose Petals, but a woman could always hope.

Ilona Andrews

#2. I have always been drawn to characters, and this was true for my feature-writing career as well, where there is a tension between rule-breaking and rule-following.

Matt Nix

#3. The best thing to ever come out of your mouth was my cock.

M. Robinson

#4. Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.

Nenia Campbell

#5. Animals are like humans, only more openly carnal and sexual, more openly and therefore more disarmingly absurd.

Yi-Fu Tuan

#6. History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks through determinism and opens up new roads.

Charles De Gaulle

#7. It may be the best that Hillary Clinton can do, but it's not the best America can do.

Jeb Bush

#8. Woods were ringed with a colour so soft, so subtle that it could scarcely be said to be a colour at all. It was more the idea of a colour - as if the trees were dreaming green dreams or thinking green thoughts.

Susanna Clarke

#9. Everyone Doesn't Deserve A Front Seat In Your Life, Former "Editor In Chief, Susan Taylor Essence Magazine

Beverly Montgomery

#10. It's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy.

Judd Apatow

#11. When a poem is really finished, you can't change anything. You can't move words around. You can't say, 'In other words, you mean.' No, that's not it. There are no other words in which you mean it. This is it.

W.S. Merwin

#12. I guess somehow I got a reputation of being able to dance.

Uma Thurman