Top 15 Not Invited To Wedding Quotes

#1. Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.

Chanakya

#2. Ask yourself, if they getting married, would you be upset if you weren't invited? If the answer is no, then that's an easy name to cross off your list.

Anna Bell

#3. We differ from one another in our individual gifts which, however, belong to our inner nature.

Rudolf Steiner

#4. And thus Snow White became the prince's bride.
The wicked queen was invited to the wedding feast
and when she arrived there were
red-hot iron shoes,
in the manner of red-hot roller skates,
clamped upon her feet.

Anne Sexton

#5. I wanted you mine. I wanted me yours.

Lori Jenessa Nelson

#6. If a couple of gay guys want to throw the gayest, most fabulous wedding of all time, the only way it should offend you is if you weren't invited.

Orlando Winters

#7. I have three things: my cab, my zeb, and my dignity. Without one, the other two are worthless.

Andre Aciman

#8. A small wedding is not necessarily one to which very few people are invited. It is one to which the person you are addressing is not invited.

Judith Martin

#9. They say Australians get that ten-yard stare. It comes from the land and the horizon. You can see all around you for as far as you can see. So you just stare. I do it all the time.

Anna Torv

#10. People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

Sinead O'Connor

#11. She saw death as just another wedding she wasn't invited to.

Jess Walter

#12. As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of people's lives. Whether it's a wedding or a funeral or a hospital visit, you get invited into the center of the event, whether or not you know the people.

Rob Bell

#13. Since flesh can't stay, we pass the words along.

Erica Jong

#14. I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

Larry David

#15. Magic is a heartless bitch, and she's had me by the throat for years.

Devon Monk

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