Norwegian Airlines Quotes

#1. I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?

Jonathan Safran Foer

#2. And I wonder if we don't live like water
seeking a level
a low bed
until one day we just go dry.
I wonder if a creek ever realizes
it has made its own grave.

Jess Walter

#3. The forest hides many secrets.

J.K. Rowling

#4. By tomorrow Marilyn would forget this moment: Lydia's shout, the shattered edges in her tone. It would disappear forever from her memory of Lydia, the way memories of a lost loved one always smooth and simplify themselves, shedding complexity like scales.

Celeste Ng

#5. The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

William James

#6. If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.

Daniel Tosh

#7. There is in the soul a desire for not thinking.
For being still. Coupled with this
a desire to be strict, yes, and rigorous.
But the soul is also a smooth son of a bitch,
not always trustworthy. And I forgot that.

Raymond Carver

#8. I believe I am entitled like any other person to have the presumption of innocence.

Peter Slipper

#9. I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.

Calista Flockhart

#10. One in two believe they know best when it comes to choosing their friends' partners, but wouldn't dream of letting their friends select a partner for them.

Talli Roland

#11. My mom is definitely my rock.

Alicia Keys