Nonfunerals Quotes

#1. Some of the vamps formed into smaller groups, to chat or plot or whatever vamps did at undead nonfunerals. Oddly, they talked about the stock market and the latest flare-up in the Middle East, like any well-educated group of humans. It was almost as disorienting as hearing them quote Jesus. Then,

Faith Hunter

#2. My biggest complaint about customer service is that I am put on hold too long.

Jon Jones

#3. I wrote 'The Searcher' because I love westerns, and they've fallen out of fashion.

Simon Toyne

#4. Be smart, drink your wine.

Horace

#5. Chelsea are up there with best teams in the world,and let's hope United can join us in quarter-finals.

Jose Mourinho

#6. At the time of his death, John Kennedy had a national security establishment that was a writhing ball of snakes.

Charlie Pierce

#7. These people have to be talented, inspired and held accountable for and must be given the opportunity for success and failure on their own.

Robert Dino

#8. When liberals advocate a value-added tax, conservatives should respond: Taxing consumption has merits, so we will consider it - after the 16th Amendment is repealed.

George Will

#9. Each of us has more opportunities to do good and to be good than we ever use.

Spencer W. Kimball

#10. Poverty must not be a bar to learning and learning must offer an escape from poverty.

Lyndon B. Johnson