No Offence Funny Quotes

#1. None of us can chose where we will love.

Susan Kay

#2. The priceless galaxy of misinformation called the mind.

Djuna Barnes

#3. The Church's mission is to spread hope "contagiously" among all peoples ... It is only in this mission that the true journey of humanity is understood and attested.

Pope Benedict XVI

#4. The State is a gang of thieves writ large - the most immoral, grasping and unscrupulous individuals in any society.

Murray Rothbard

#5. Has something happened to upset you today?"
"Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else's attachment and it wasn't fair.

Gillibran Brown

#6. There are two kinds of climbers ... smart ones and dead ones.

Don Whillans

#7. I think God is such a good idea that if God didn't exist, we'd have to invent God.

John Green

#8. Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

Billy Connolly

#9. With every gust of wind, the butterfly changes its place on the willow.

Matsuo Basho

#10. A novelist should make you realize nothing is stable. If you don't believe anything with robustness, you're doing something more radical than anything else.

Howard Jacobson