Top 14 Ninja Birthday Sayings

#1. I'm totally a ninja wolfhound. This car is ridiculous, though. He has a revolting citrus air freshener in here. Do you know when his birthday is? We should get him one that smells like steak or Italian sausage.

Kevin Hearne

Ninja Birthday Sayings #225124
#2. Why would any writer in her right mind ever consider making a movie instead? That's like going from being a monk or a nun to serving as a camp counselor for hundreds of problem children.

Amy Tan

Ninja Birthday Sayings #337734
#3. Art is only a means to life, the life more abundant. It merely points the way.

Henry Miller

Ninja Birthday Sayings #584813
#4. I feel like if I show people how good I'm doing with myself, then it'll bring people to want me to manage them as well.

Gucci Mane

Ninja Birthday Sayings #626444
#5. I control my fear with love..." -Audrey

Suzanne Young

Ninja Birthday Sayings #854991
#6. To try to turn Iraq into a liberal democracy is absolutely crazy. Islam has no understanding of the separation between church and state because they don't understand Islam to be a church.

Stanley Hauerwas

Ninja Birthday Sayings #893095
#7. In my head there's a broken balcony I fall off of when I speak.

Amy Hempel

Ninja Birthday Sayings #986621
#8. I wanted to bathe myself in that burn, to let the radiation take my skin and flesh and bones until I was nothing but charged particles dancing in space.

Bethany Hagen

Ninja Birthday Sayings #1114360
#9. Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

Ninja Birthday Sayings #1251201
#10. The men who have had the most to give to their fellow men are those who have enriched their minds and hearts in solitude. It is a poor education that does not fit a man to be alone with himself.

Joel Henry Hildebrand

Ninja Birthday Sayings #1351437
#11. The only thing that's different between high profile or celebrity divorces is that you have to do all you can to keep your client and the details out of the media.

Laura Wasser

Ninja Birthday Sayings #1454800
#12. The lure of your long term satisfaction, must be greater than the lure of your short term gratification.

Tony Curl

Ninja Birthday Sayings #1619573
#13. All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

Liz Smith

Ninja Birthday Sayings #1628229
#14. Sometimes its not the dark that we are afraid of, but the absence of light.

Carrie Jones

Ninja Birthday Sayings #1740225

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