Nikki Glaser Quotes

#1. Big Z, little Z, what begins with Z? I do.
I'm a zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see.

Dr. Seuss

#2. To be epic, all I'd need to do is to do epic shit.

Johnny B. Truant

#3. I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

Nikki Glaser

#4. I think girls in general need to be more complimentary ... It just makes people feel better.

Nikki Glaser

#5. I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others.

Nikki Glaser

#6. I'm an extremely, extremely persistent person. Extremely. And when I believe I am right, and it is important, I will go to the end of the earth.

Bill Ackman

#7. The box didn't appear to be hampered in any way by the ornamental rug draped roguishly over it, nor by the thief hanging by one arm from the lid. It was, in a very real sense, a dead weight. Further along the lid were the remains of two fingers, owner unknown.

Terry Pratchett

#8. Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.

Demetri Martin

#9. Erotic acts are instinctive; they fulfill a role in nature. The idea is familiar, but it is one that contains a paradox: there is nothing more natural than sexual desire; there is nothing less natural than the forms in which it is made manifest and satisfied.

Octavio Paz

#10. To give oneself ernestly to securing righteousness and justice among the people, and while respecting the gods and demons, to keep aloof from them, that may be called wisdom.

Confucius

#11. You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it!

Nikki Glaser

#12. No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been a complaint for why a guy doesn't like a girl. Ever! That's an attractive thing, so always err on the side of aloofness.

Nikki Glaser

#13. I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

Nikki Glaser

#14. I have definitely noticed that I care less about certain things. Other actors are like: "You can't do that", or "You can't do this. This will position you in the wrong way." That's not my thing. And obviously so, because you can see I don't craft or cultivate my career.

Ben Affleck

#15. When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

Nikki Glaser

#16. If you commit to doing one thing well in this relationship, listen

Anonymous

#17. Courage means going forward without doubt. If you believe you have courage, you have courage.

Martin Nowak

#18. There are adventures of the spirit and one can travel in books and interest oneself in people and affairs. One need never be dull as long as one has friends to help, gardens to enjoy and books in the long winter evenings.

D.E. Stevenson

#19. No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!' Meryl Streep still likes a compliment. I guarantee you, it touches her heart.

Nikki Glaser

#20. Skype is a wonderful invention. It might be my favorite thing because I get to see my family and the ones that you love.

Jamie Lawson

#21. She entered Roshar's tent. "I need your help." Blinking, he propped himself up on his bed. He said groggily, "And I need a real door. With a lock.

Marie Rutkoski