Nightstick Quotes

#1. Our ancestors always thought of the worst thing that could happen, and that's why we're alive.

Fiona Apple

#2. They went up against white mobs, water hoses, vicious dogs, the Ku Klux Klan, trigger-happy nightstick-wielding police, armed only with their belief in justice and their desire for freedom.

Assata Shakur

#3. If she were lying on a plate with a herring, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Woody Allen

#4. That virtue only makes our bliss below,
And all our knowledge is ourselves to know.

Alexander Pope

#5. I'd have to read and escape into another world where cops don't literally mean nightstick when they say nightstick and pucker is a noun.

Nick Pageant

#6. There is plenty of law at the end of a nightstick.

Grover Whalen

#7. And then there's The Enforcers - but they cost a lot and don't take well to supervision. It is rumored that, under their uniforms, they wear T-shirts bearing the unofficial Enforcer coat of arms: a fist holding a nightstick, emblazoned with the words SUE ME.

Neal Stephenson

#8. Now [after doing Pilates], I have muscles of steel and could easily deal with giving birth.

Hugh Grant

#9. No tea for you. How could you do that to John? I got home from the beach at four this morning, and he shows up at eight, distraught, fully armed, waving his nightstick!

Jennifer Echols

#10. It feels like you dropped your nightstick down your pants.'

'Oh, so that's where that went.'

'I'm not kidding. Is this all you? Because if so, I think I may need to rethink a few things. I may need to rethink the shape and depth of my vagina.

Charlotte Stein

#11. Something deep is touched here, something that is good and deep.

Alan Paton

#12. In my private apocalypse he will be impaled upon his own nightstick.

John Kennedy Toole

#13. First of all, Harry, I want to thank you," said Dumbledore, eyes twinkling again. "You must have shown me real loyalty down in the Chamber. Nothing but that could have called Fawkes to you.

J.K. Rowling