Nightlight Harvard Lampoon Quotes

#1. Germs contagious, contagious alert!
But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!

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#2. Sap which mounts, and flowers which thrust,
Your childhood is a bower:
Let my fingers wander in the moss
Where glows the rosebud
Let me among the clean grasses
Drink the drops of dew
Which sprinkle the tender flower

Paul Verlaine

#3. Brussels has become inefficient and very bureaucratic, which makes it slow to do things. The concept of the United States of Europe will never work.

Jim Ratcliffe

#4. I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.

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#5. Kids these days," Dragos said quietly. "They grow up so fast."
"Supersonic fast," Pia said just as quietly.

Thea Harrison

#6. It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that grew in my sinuses?

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#7. I really like transgressive characters that have an alternate world view. I've actually written a fair number of kids movies, and I'll insert these kid-friendly articulate sociopaths who are usually yelling at the children for their own benefit.

Matt Nix

#8. Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew.

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#9. All Egypt is obsessed with death! And do you know why, Renisenb? Because we have eyes in our bodies, but none in our minds. We cannot conceive of a life other than this one - of a life after death. We can visualize only a continuation of what we know. We have no real belief in a God.

Agatha Christie

#10. Like any / unloved thing, I don't know if I'm real /
when I'm not being touched.

Natalie Wee

#11. Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane.

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#12. I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I
could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also
an intriguing expression.

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#13. I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a 'Team Jacob' shirt in the other.

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#14. America has the largest nuclear capability in the world. All this power neither prevented 9/11 nor helped to avenge it. How could it? Who would America have attacked?

John Niven

#15. So all this time you thought I was a vampire?' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left.
'Sure,' I said, 'you know, the lion falls for the lamb ... '
'What?'
'Sorry. It's easier for me if I explain things in animal terms.

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#16. I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws.

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