Nick Thune Quotes

#1. We cannot undo the past in this misguided war in Iraq.

Xavier Becerra

#2. We found out that, contrary to what many people thought, in the immune system, genes can change during the life cycle of the individual.

Susumu Tonegawa

#3. I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a thought maybe I had about the same subject.

Nick Thune

#4. I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that's all you're wanted for.

Nick Thune

#5. Love means total interest; love means total creativity; love means total input. Who has that for you? Who has given you values? Who has given you character? Who has told you, "Stand for righteousness and I'll stand behind you"?

Harbhajan Singh Yogi

#6. There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.

Nick Thune

#7. I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.

Nick Thune

#8. The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

Nick Thune

#9. Have you thanked a front-line employee for carrying around a great attitude ... today?

Tom Peters

#10. Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

Nick Thune

#11. I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

Bam Margera

#12. You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so dumb to say that stuff, but it's important for me to keep that presence going.

Nick Thune

#13. People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.

Nick Thune

#14. In real life, I don't fall in love with the guy who wines and dines me, I fall in love with the flaws and the humanity.

Rosemarie DeWitt

#15. How quick the old woe follows a little bliss!

Petrarch

#16. You know what's really good is a greyhound in the shower.

Nick Thune