Newsreader Quotes

#1. For a fortnight nobody at all emailed me, or posted a follow-up. Doesn't anyone care, I thought? It turned out my newsreader was broken, and hadn't posted at all.

Graham Nelson

#2. As Shadow passed it he noticed that the newsreader was grinning and winking at him. When he was sure that no one was looking in his direction he gave the set the finger.

Neil Gaiman

#3. Why was it that when noughts committed criminal acts, the fact that they were noughts was always pointed out? The banker was a Cross. The newsreader didn't even mention it.

Malorie Blackman

#4. Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.

Scott Adams

#5. There's a lot of 'Game of Thrones' stuff used in a lot of pastiches. I don't know if I've seen a Lego 'Game of Thrones' yet, but there must be one. And there's an animated thing that's been going on for quite some time, and Littlefinger is a newsreader in it, and it's great.

Aidan Gillen

#6. We have newsreaders behaving like actors, lowering their voices if it's a sad story, as if we didn't know it's a sad story. There isn't a single cool newsreader.

Tom Baker

#7. Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

Stephen Fry

#8. Decline III, I funded myself, from the studio money. That, and I sold a lot of drugs. Kidding. Don't print that.

Penelope Spheeris

#9. Geraldine Ferraro, the first woman to run for vice president, died from multiple myeloma. Frank Reynolds, the ABC anchorman, who I had talked to toward the end of his life, not knowing what he had, died from it. Later I found out that Frank McGee, who was the Today Show host, died from it.

Tom Brokaw

#10. No more prizes for predicting the rain, only prizes for building the arks

Don Edward Beck

#11. O LORD, you have p searched me and known me! 2 You q know when I sit down and when I rise up; you r discern my thoughts from afar. 3 You search out my path and my lying down and are acquainted with all my ways.

Anonymous

#12. I attend the greatest of all Churches. I put a capital N on Nature, and call it my Church.

Frank Lloyd Wright

#13. Karl Marx was right, socialism works, it is just that he had the wrong species

Edward O. Wilson

#14. Mathematics should be studied if only for that it puts the mind in order.

Mikhail Lomonosov

#15. What I like about Rebel's style of comedy is she never plays the victim ... she's never been fazed by her shape; it's just the way it is. She would mock her appearance whatever she looked like.

Kate Jenkinson

#16. Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.

John Quincy Adams

#17. Boundaries are actually the main factor in space, just as the present, another boundary, is the main factor in time.

Eduardo Chillida

#18. Be patient with yourself; trust in the Universe; find mentors; know that you can achieve whatever you set out to do.

Diane L. Dunton

#19. Decisions made in real time are never perfect.

David Strathairn