New Years Toast Sayings

#1. When I was 13 or 14, my parents had a bit of a windfall so bought a lovely new kitchen, but I burnt it down. I was making cheese on toast when flames escaped from the grill. My father stopped the fire with blind panic and excessive water. I was forgiven, but it put me off cooking for years.

Erin O'Connor

#2. There's too much rock that relies a fetishism or nostalgia for the old ways. That's a real enemy to music.

Matt Tong

#3. Is there a phone I can use? (Talon)
In the kitchen. (Sunshine)
Could you please bring it to me? (Talon)
It's not cordless. I always lose those things or I drop them someplace and break them. The last one I had ended up drowning in the toilet. (Sunshine)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#4. Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.

Phyllis McGinley

#5. A man acquainted with God has more power than any earthly potentate. Gold can't do everything.

D.L. Moody

#6. Much Madness is Divinest Sense, to a Discerning Eye ...

Emily Dickinson

#7. If steak is the tuxedo of meat, and bacon is the candy of meat, then a good cheeseburger is the mother's hug of meat.

Jim Gaffigan

#8. One of the things I fucking hate about my fellow Americans: whenever they fly to a foreign country, first thing they do, they try to find as much of America as they can get their hands on, even if it's food in the shitty cafeteria.

Marlon James

#9. Whether our forebears were strangers who crossed the Atlantic or the Pacific or the Rio Grande, we are here only because this country welcomed them in and taught them that to be an American is about something more than what we look like, or what our last names are, or how we worship.

Barack Obama

#10. We must do the best we can with what we have.

Edward Rowland Sill

#11. Instead of seeking fulfilment in an object, the subject must acknowledge that it can flourish only through another of its kind. It is when two free, equal individuals engage in an act of mutual recognition that desire can transcend itself into something rather more edifying.

Terry Eagleton

#12. Every time the ball drop on New Year's Eve,
We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese ...

Prodigy