New Girl Zooey Quotes

#1. One day my best friend said to me 'Jess, you rock a lot of polka dots' and that was the deal breaker, now we're mortal enemies

Zooey Deschanel

#2. I might as well just call you "Bridge to Terabithia" since you make children cry!

Zooey Deschanel

#3. War is like night, she said. It covers everything.

Elie Wiesel

#4. It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll.

Harry Caray

#5. The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

Mark Twain

#6. If 'New Girl' had been a movie, I don't know whether I would have been given the opportunity to do it.

Zooey Deschanel

#7. I'm sure there are people who survive tragedy without humor, but I've never met any of them. Nor would I be particularly interested in writing about them if I did meet them.

Ayelet Waldman

#8. All the wonders of our universe can in effect be captured by simple rules, yet ... there can be no way to know all the consequences of these rules, except in effect just to watch and see how they unfold.

Stephen Wolfram

#9. At times, I feel overwhelmed and my depression leads me into darkness.

Dorothy Hamill

#10. These angels look like the type to be heavily scarred by battle wounds, but instead they have the kind of perfectly unmarred skin prom queens around the country would kill their prom kings for.

Susan Ee

#11. There is no any secret to being a genius, all you have to do is be yourself.

Shawn Lukas