New Girl Christmas Episodes Quotes

#1. For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Jonathan Swift

#2. It's alright, just wait and see, your string of lights is still bright to me. Who you are is not where you've been. You're still an innocent. It's okay life is a tough crowd, 32 is still growing up now.

Taylor Swift

#3. Just what the hell is Will trying to prove with all of this do-gooding anyway? Rolling

Leta Blake

#4. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

Russell Baker

#5. Pornography and violence are by-products of societies in which private identity has been ... destroyed by sudden environmental change.

Marshall McLuhan

#6. I've got three daughters and I'm going to stand up for them and support them in whatever they want to do.

Angie Harmon

#7. You ever notice that like seventy-five percent of the dudes in America look like the bad guy in The Karate Kid?" I say. "Don't

Matthew Norman

#8. Pundits are saying that President Obama is starting to lose support among his own party. To give you an idea of how bad it's gotten, today Jimmy Carter compared him to Jimmy Carter.

Jay Leno

#9. The Toast's audience is about 30-35 percent male, which shocked me because I would say that we actively try to discourage men from reading our site. Apparently, there's not insignificant number of dudes out there who think that what we are doing is okay.

Mallory Ortberg

#10. There are not many of us African American Sister Presidents, and those of us who are in this field do not have an easy time of it. Why the story goes that one Black woman college president died and went to hell, and it was two weeks before she realized that she wasn't still on the job.

Johnnetta B. Cole

#11. Yes!' Beck crowed, pumping his fist into the air. 'That rocks!' Then he charged off in search of another Three to decapitate. Riley sighed to herself. 'I've created a monster.

Jana Oliver

#12. The Americans' position is clear: we promote democracy.

Louis Susman

#13. In many ways, Eulah-Beulah prepared me for literary criticism. After having a two-hundred-pound babysitter fart on your face and yell Pow!, The Village Voice holds few terrors.

Stephen King

#14. I really like going to see movies. I know that's super boring but it's true!

Jess Weixler

#15. What makes a writer a prophet is his ability to speak truth ...

John Geddes