Nedis Quotes

#1. I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But if the gas tank says "E", I get all cocky - "I've got this one, don't worry." So I get out the toolbox AKA wallet.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. He spun away from his friends. Glanced down. The puddles were now undulating fiercely against the jagged rocks lining the ground. They were still beckoning. Deliverance, they whispered. Just for a little while ... .

Gena Showalter

#3. Not to waste time on nonsense. Not to be taken in by conjurors and hoodoo artists with their talk about incantations and exorcism and all the rest of it. Not to be obsessed with quail-fighting or other crazes like that.

Marcus Aurelius

#4. Victory is the main object in war.

Sun Tzu

#5. It took me a long time to find out that I was born to be an actor. It was the last thing on my list, although my list was very small. I didn't know what to do. But kids weren't supposed to know what to do back then; we were all cute and we'd find out what we'd do later in life.

Rutger Hauer

#6. Indoors was his place and there he'd moulder, a respectable pillar of society who has never had the chance to misbehave.

E. M. Forster

#7. I love being the person my kids depend on to learn. Everything they learn, for the most part, comes from you - how they treat people, how they look at the world, how they process things. I love being that example for them, just like my parents were for me.

Michael Strahan

#8. Somehow, it is hard to dislike a man once you have played a round of golf with him.

John Updike

#9. Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out.

John Waters

#10. To create something exceptional, your mindset must be relentlessly focused on the smallest detail.

Giorgio Armani

#11. To be an architect is to possess an individual voice speaking a generally understood language of form.

Robert A. M. Stern

#12. Waiting for the spell to end, as all spells must.

Angie Sage

#13. Mustang, but I shouted it anyway, one last desperate and furtive

John Green

#14. If Eleanor tried to kiss Park, it would be real-life version of some little girl making her Barbie kiss Ken. Just smashing their faces together.

Rainbow Rowell

#15. If God Speaks Through Burning Bushes, Let's Burn Bush and Listen to What God Says.

Lorrie Moore