Necronomicon Quotes

#1. Her social position at Safeway was better than it was at home.

Nell Zink

#2. A decent human being is ashamed at being somebody's boss!

Arno Hintjens

#3. Censure acquits the raven, but pursues the dove.

Juvenal

#4. We are the road that winds down a sound mind, then slips into the sea.

Anthony Liccione

#5. If I've learned anything at all from my years, it's the simple lesson that human beings are always more complicated, brave, long-suffering, and, ultimately, heroic than we ever guessed, and that none of us completely understands another, no matter how intimate we are with them.

James Lee Burke

#6. Television was one of those magnificent kind of events where everything fell into place.

Richard Lloyd

#7. Cabal dimly recalled that the musical genius who'd decided to put on Necronomicon: The Musical had got everything he deserved: money, fame, and torn to pieces by an invisible monster.

Jonathan L. Howard

#8. There are only four things you can do on skis. Turn right, turn left, go straight, or sell them.

Warren Miller

#9. Whitman Press will publish three children's textbooks, based on your creed, for which you'll deliver manuscripts and artwork. The three books are: 1. Dagon and Jill 2. The Shadow Over Humpty Dumpty 3. A Children's Necronomicon (with pop-up section)

H.P. Lovecraft

#10. You mean you don't wear thongs?" I ask, feigning exasperation. "Hell no! I'd be digging that thing out of my ass all night long.

K.L. Grayson