Top 16 Neckbeard Quotes

#1. Oh, and I spend a lot of time on The Walking Dead reddit. Too much time. Last night I stayed up until two a.m. arguing with some neckbeard about whether or not you could kill a zombie with another zombie's spinal column.

Sierra Simone

Neckbeard Quotes #243057
#2. What causes all this?"

"Pride. What else?

W.P. Kinsella

Neckbeard Quotes #370485
#3. Perception is often stronger than reality. It is easier for us to see what we believe than it is for us to believe what we see.

Mark T. Barnes

Neckbeard Quotes #436493
#4. I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge

Groucho Marx

Neckbeard Quotes #469606
#5. Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky! Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasn't planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick today or any other day.

Dennis Sharpe

Neckbeard Quotes #593916
#6. Prohibitions, trust me, only encourage bad behaviour.

Tom Holland

Neckbeard Quotes #770350
#7. I think I missed my window."
"What window?"
"My get-a-life window. I think I was supposed to figure all this stuff out somewhere between twenty-two and twenty-six, and now it's too late.

Rainbow Rowell

Neckbeard Quotes #973870
#8. I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.

Andrew Luck

Neckbeard Quotes #1062748
#9. Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

Anton Szandor LaVey

Neckbeard Quotes #1069646
#10. Some critics could argue that club or fun pop-y dance music isn't meaningful, when it totally is. All different types of music are meaningful depending on what people are going through in their lives at any given moment.

Darren Fletcher

Neckbeard Quotes #1159624
#11. My parents read me fairy tales every night and I used to believe I was a fairytale princess, like every young girl. I had all the Disney dressing-up costumes and would play every character.

Lily Collins

Neckbeard Quotes #1510387
#12. Know thyself, presume not God to scan;
The proper study of mankind is man.

Alexander Pope

Neckbeard Quotes #1523980
#13. She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.

Jeannette Walls

Neckbeard Quotes #1647166
#14. If you try and lose then it isn't your fault. But if you don't try and we lose, then it's all your fault.

Orson Scott Card

Neckbeard Quotes #1714985
#15. Love is the answer. Not fear.

Lisa Schroeder

Neckbeard Quotes #1789547
#16. [American Psycho] is throughout numbingly boring, and for much of the time deeply and extremely disgusting. Not interesting-disgusting, but disgusting-disgusting: sickening, cheaply sensationalist, pointless except as a way of earning its author some money and notoriety.

Andrew Motion

Neckbeard Quotes #1835624

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